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a few bear jokes for Bing Xue

A bear meets a young bear who is upset. The young bear says: I tried, and it did not work. The bear says: yes. Try again. The young bear says: what if it does not work this time either? The bear says: then I will write you a third cheque.

A bear sits at a typewriter. He has been there for nine years. He types: so. He stops. He has said the whole thing.

A bear is on a grass at the top of a street. Someone says, are you all right? The bear says, I am staying here a while longer. The someone says, yes. That seems right.