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Arthur Mensch

Hi.
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a few bear jokes for Arthur Mensch

Why did the bear refuse to go on a diet? Because life is short and the salmon are waiting.

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)

What does a bear say when it does not know the answer? Honey, I have no idea.