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Andreea Marzoca

Hi.
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a few bear jokes for Andreea Marzoca

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)

A bear meets a young bear who is upset. The young bear says: I tried, and it did not work. The bear says: yes. Try again. The young bear says: what if it does not work this time either? The bear says: then I will write you a third cheque.

A bear walks into the library. He says: I would like a book, please. The librarian says: which book? The bear says: any book that has been held.