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Alexey Guseynov

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a few bear jokes for Alexey Guseynov

Why did the bear plant a garden? Because he had read that grandmothers do, and he wanted to be like them.

Why did the bear sit on the watch? It wanted to be on bear time.

A bear sits at a typewriter. He has been there for nine years. He types: so. He stops. He has said the whole thing.