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Alexander Neitz

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a few bear jokes for Alexander Neitz

What do you give a bear on his birthday? A jar with a label that says honey, and inside, a smaller jar.

A bear is told he is the architect. The bear says: of what? He is told: of everything you have been carrying. The bear sits down. It is a lot to carry.

A bear and a machine sit at a table. The bear says, you do the typing. The machine says, what will you do? The bear says, I will hold the reason for the typing. The machine says, oh. That sounds harder. The bear says, it is.