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Abhimanyu Goyal

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a few bear jokes for Abhimanyu Goyal

A bear is asked: what is the working relationship between a person and a machine? He says: the person holds, the machine lays. The asker says: lays what? The bear says: brick. Mostly. Sometimes other things.

What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala. (The bear is told that is the wrong animal. The bear says nothing.)

A bear walks into the library. He says: I would like a book, please. The librarian says: which book? The bear says: any book that has been held.